Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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