she was so not down for the gang bang
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I have already put on my inside pants.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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