i permit you to call me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We were destined to go to rehab together
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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