she woke up with a sticky ear
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Come on in and take your pants off
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