we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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