They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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