doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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