he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Welp...herpes.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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