haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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