I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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