she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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