Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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