so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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