so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
