Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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