she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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