he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She has the best kind of daddy issues
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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