You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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