yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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