I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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