why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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