Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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