I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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