omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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