I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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