...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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