Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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