Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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