quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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