i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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