Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
two words: eviction party
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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