Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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