Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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