I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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