its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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