idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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