You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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