Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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