Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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