i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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