i don't like sucking hair
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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