How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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