you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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