never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
porn star boner night. come get it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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