and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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