Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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