Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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