Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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