So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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