but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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